Onyx Reliquary Stock

Relics:
Notes:
- All transactions are final and cannot be returned.
- A small box of cookies is given away with every purchase of 500k or less. A large box is given away with purchases of more than 500k.
- Everything exchanged is IC ONLY, including relics, and the gil. Should you wish to tip, it is appreciated!Whistle of Heaven's Fury (8.5 Million) - An ornately carved whistle shaped from a large bone. When blown into, summons an ethereal tiger formed from the winds themselves. A beast of ferocious white and glowing stripes of different aetheric magicks. This phantom of the auspice, Byakko, harnesses various elements to change the hue of his stripes, and trails behind him in fiery, aero, or icy ribbons.Hydra Mother’s Idol (400k) - A crudely carved stone shaped in the likeness of a hydra creature born from turbulent whirlpools and ruinous seas; something akin to the terrifying visage of Leviathan, but rather sporting many gaping heads. Found aboard a wrecked vessel, this relic is capable of commanding the very oceans and breaking through the roughest waves. However, it is unknown what happened to the ship carrying the idol.Jade Tiger (1 in Stock 50K) A simple jade tiger statue, one can channel aether through this idol to summon a temporary company of a jade spirit made of the aether infused with yours. You must sleep with the statue on your bed to infuse your spirit with it's own binding it to yourself. It will at that point be able to have a command word to bring it forth. It can however only recharge under full moon and must be able to see the moonProtomanders (10k each. 50 in stock. 45k for random box) - Discovered inside a collapsed Allagan laboratory beneath busted metal sheets of Azys Lla. These ornately carved orbs half the size of a blitzball contain various strange magicks and technologies that cannot be fully explained. Very little documentation remains on their creation, but can be assumed to be prototypes of replicating pomanders.
(If you wish to purchase a box of randomized pomanders, you will be asked to roll 5 consecutive times using /random 10 to determine your pomanders.)1 - Strength
Gain a newfound power in every muscle to overcome enemies. Increases senses, but can leave a feeling of lethargy afterwards.2 - Steel
Turns skin harder than dragonscale to withstand more damage from incoming attacks both physical and magickal.3 - Stampeding
Summon forth a variety of wild beasts to swarm your enemies. Potential lingers that these creatures turn upon their summoner.4 - Well Fed
Manifests a wheel of delicious rolanberry cheese5 - Abomination
Transform the wielder in an abominable chimera, able to breathe a combination of ice and levin. Capable of immense destruction, and robs the person of their thinking ability.6 - Concealment
Shattering the protomander causes the breaker and surrounding individuals to become enshrouded in a veil of invisibility. Broken by casting, or speaking.7 - Rejuvenation
Creates a localized stormcloud above the user's head that heals minor injuries and illnesses. Convenient for plant watering.8 - Smoldering
Cover oneself in a fiery incantation that inflicts burns upon anyone to touch them.9 - Fortune
Feeling lucky? The potential of greater riches and treasures awaits you, perhaps dropping from your latest kill or discovering a new hoard to plunder.10 - Comfort
Oddly enough, creates a pillow or blanket out of thin air.Allagan Faucet (0 in stock. 20k each) - All liquids that pass through the faucet come out carbonated.Dragon's Breath Cigars (0 in stock 20k each) - Originally meant as a parlor trick prop these cigars spark and shoot embers when lit. With a strong inhale and then a strong Exhale billowing smoke will leave the users mouth and weave the illusion of the breath of a powerful dragon. After six of these puffs the cigar is expended and for ten minutes after the user's voice is unusually deep.Breath of the Tengu (1 in stock. 450k) - A worn parchment scroll written in Old Hingan; a gift bestowed by a benevolent Tengu to a monastary in gratitude for servitude and to allow the monks access to their secluded temple hidden amongst the clouds. Reading the scroll aloud sprouts wings from the speaker's shoulder blades, permitting them to fly as the very Kami they would pay homage to.Orb of Visage (1 in stock. 500k)- A magical glass orb that grants the user the ability to take on the form of another person until they dispel the effect. However, should a person stay transformed for an extended period of time they will start to believe they are that person until the old self is lost.Dravanian Figurines (10 in stock 10k each) - What might have once been considered heretic idols and promptly destroyed by Halone's faithful, these draconic figures have survived hundreds of years of wear and tear. Carved from crystalline stone, and polished to restore them to their natural beauty. Putting two together projects aether into dragons and elezen dancing together in a ballad.Yva’s Snack Foods:Small Cookie Box (1000 gil): A box of a dozen chocolate chip or sugar cookies.Small Mochi Box (1000 gil): A box of a dozen mochi of various flavors.Small Macaron Box (1000 gil): A box of a dozen macarons of various flavors.Large Cookie Box (2000 gil): A box of two dozen chocolate chip or sugar cookies.Large Mochi Box (2000 gil): A box of two dozen mochi of various flavors.Large Macaron Box (2000 gil): A box of two dozen macarons of various flavors.Bag of Teriyaki Jerky (5000 gil): A cloth bag of containing a half ponze of teriyaki flavored aldgoat jerky.Bag of Spicy Jerky (5000 gil): A cloth bag of containing a half ponze of spicy aldgoat jerky.Bag of Dragon Jerky (7000 gil): Not for the faint of heart. A half ponze bag containing extremely spicy jerky covered in dragon pepper flakes.Sample Spicy Ramen Bowl (7000 gil): A self contained spicy sample bowl that comes with a small fire crystal to heat it up. Just place the crystal and some water into it!Sample Devil’s Bowl (15000 gil):The same as the spicy ramen bowl but for clientele in need of a more… spiritual experience.Mystery Box (7000 gil): A box containing a dozen cookies where one or two of them may cause side effects.Devil’s Box (16660 gil): A box containing a dozen cookies where all of them will cause side effects.Should you consume any of the mystery cookies, roll and consult the list below to see what fate the cookie has in store for you!0-5
Sudden onset explosive diarrhea.6-200
You hear whispers for the next hour, even in loud locations.201-400
Speak only in truths, for the tongue can no longer lie. No matter the context or depravity. Lasts 1 hour.401-600
Sprouting atop your head is a small korpokkur leaf that cannot be plucked for a day.601-800
BEEEEES!801-950
Transform into a cute critter of your choosing for 10 minutes.951-999
A certain air of luckiness surrounds you, increasing your mood and thankfully, uncursed.